We had one of those nights. You know where you think "wow my family is a little off"
Moonshine: You are a El Pollo Loco
Sunshine: You are a Chick a Poo
Moonshine: I'm never talking to you again!
Sunshine: YES! I've been wanting you to say that for years!
Me: I need a new pillow. This one keeps getting flatter.
Hubby: Maybe you could get a king size one.
Me: Why? We have a queen bed.
Hubby: Uh because I like to use your pillow too.
Me: Use your own and I can get a regular sized one.
Hubby: No. It needs to be bigger. I don't like it when my head ends up in the crack between the pillows. It is not convenient for me.
Me: Why don't you just use your pillow?
Hubby: Because I like yours.
Me: Then lets switch.
Hubby: No. I like using it with you.
Not sure if I should even try to explain.